Tier 4 · Ten places

ALL YOURS

Mel. Directly. When you need her.

£1,997 £2,500

Three months of direct access. Application only, never a checkout button.

Half past eight, standing at the fridge

That is the moment three months of good work goes. Not on a Tuesday afternoon with a plan in front of you. At half past eight in the evening, on your own, with nobody to say a single word to.

Here is what this offer is: this is the one where you get me directly. Book a call whenever you need one, for whatever's actually going on with your weight, not a course, a person.

What it is

Three months of direct access, booked, not on-demand: you get a Calendly link when you sign up, you choose a slot from my real availability, and I call you at that time. Monday to Friday 10am–8pm, Saturday 10am–2pm. Sunday is mine.

Book as often as you need, no cap on the number of calls
Your choice of video or voice call each time
Calls run 25 minutes, with a buffer either side
No fixed curriculum, entirely led by whatever you bring
Her judgement on the decision in front of you, given plainly

Phone only for the calls themselves. No WhatsApp or text access between sessions.

What it is not

Not therapy, Mel will say so plainly if that's what's needed. Not a meal-plan service. Not medical care. Not weight loss. Not an on-call, instant-answer service either, this isn't urgent medical care, so calls are booked in advance rather than answered the moment you dial.

Ten places, and why the number is real

Ten is the number of people Mel can genuinely give real time to, alongside her own work, podcasting and public speaking. When the ten are gone, they are gone.

The founder price. £1,997 all in, VAT included. Full price £2,500 once the founder round closes. For scale: weight-loss injections run at ~£300/month, £3,600/year to stand still. Three months of Mel is less than seven months of jabs.

The application gate, and why it is a feature

No checkout button. An application, then a fit call with Mel before anyone is accepted. Every place given to the wrong person is a place taken from the right one.

Who this is for / not for

For: lost a significant amount of weight, by any method at all, twelve months past goal, something is happening now, prepared to be honest.
Not for: anyone still losing or wanting to lose, anyone who wants somebody to do it for them, anyone who has already decided why it won't work.

How to apply

Fill in the application, ~10 minutes. Mel reads every one herself, you hear back within two working days. If it looks like a fit, you'll get a link to book a free fit call, no pitch, either side can say no.

If you need to cancel

Full refund if you cancel within 48 hours of paying. No refund after that, and no refund once the programme has started, however much or little it's been used. Payment must be received at least 5 full working days before your programme start date, so that 48 hour window always closes before any access begins. The full wording is in the terms of service.

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